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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Your chatbot friend might be messing with your mind - The Washington Post

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

I am still studying engineering. I feel worried being an average student. Can I get a good job in placement, buy a house, and a car? I don't know why I feel this.

No, not a chance

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Men are more likely than women to die of broken heart syndrome, study finds - CNN

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

"It Seems Like Science Fiction”: Researchers Unleash Breakthrough Tracking Technology Using Environmental DNA - The Debrief

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do some children hate their parents?

No go.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What do you think is the #1 cause of why relationships nowadays don't seem to last long?

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

When writing a novel, how can a character be developed well, but QUICKLY?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

People Who Have Been Stuck In A Coma Are Sharing What Happened, And Whoa - BuzzFeed

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Is having white skin really that attractive?

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is your twin flame story?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are the top 10 online courses for high-income AI skills in 2024?

Then came..

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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